What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Still no good.

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I decorate my house creatively?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday

No, not a chance

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do men want to suck dick?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to