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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:04

No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Still no good.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can I decorate my house creatively?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday
No, not a chance
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to